goddessofcheese: (LET ME TELL YOU INTERNETZ)
So I'm checking my email, and I've got a thing from Facebook, alerting me that Siona has friended me!

Super!

Wait, I friended myself. No, wrong last name.

Am I being invited to a secret society of Siona-s? Is there a Hogwarts for those women (and men?), but instead of wizards, they all have parents who were big Dune fans?

Maybe it's a support system. God knows I need group therapy after all the times I've had to spell out my name. It's not Seona. It's not Soina. It's not Sienna. WHERE DO YOU GET THE I, E, AND EXTRA N? D8

Or perhaps we are finally banding together! As one, we will rise up against the keychain companies. The hat companies. The shirt companies. The ones that make all those damn named items that, as a child, we searched through in vain only to realize that no. No, they did not give a rat's ass for us poor Siona-s. But now we seek not trivial items for our own self-vanity. WE SEEK REVENGE.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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So I'm checking my email, and I've got a thing from Facebook, alerting me that Siona has friended me!

Super!

Wait, I friended myself. No, wrong last name.

Am I being invited to a secret society of Siona-s? Is there a Hogwarts for those women (and men?), but instead of wizards, they all have parents who were big Dune fans?

Maybe it's a support system. God knows I need group therapy after all the times I've had to spell out my name. It's not Seona. It's not Soina. It's not Sienna. WHERE DO YOU GET THE I, E, AND EXTRA N? D8

Or perhaps we are finally banding together! As one, we will rise up against the keychain companies. The hat companies. The shirt companies. The ones that make all those damn named items that, as a child, we searched through in vain only to realize that no. No, they did not give a rat's ass for us poor Siona-s. But now we seek not trivial items for our own self-vanity. WE SEEK REVENGE.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

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