- You are moodier than usual today with the Moon lingering in yo... More for Taurus http://twittascope.com/?sign=2
- @Poeryth *HUG!* something wrong?
- Why is my chair broken. >8\
- Stole new chair from co-workers. The cycle of chairs continues.
- Free cake, awwwwww yes.
- @Poeryth She WHAT? o_O
- Why the hell is 'merry christmas' trending? IT'S THE DAY BEFORE SEPTEMBER. Are we gonna start trending 'Happy Easter' in January, idgi?
- RT @El_Danny_Trejo: Machete comes out this Friday. Merry Christmas, ese.
- (I had to retweet that, it's fucking Danny Trejo saying Merry Christmas on Twitter. X3)
- RT @steevdeer: Are we saying that Glenn Beck wears a human mask, no. But it would be irrespnsble not to speculate. #Earthers .@BorowitzR ...
- @Poeryth Augh, the puppy thing sounds awful. D: Can we set her hair on fire?
- Potatoe chips, cake and fruit juice = the most diverse thing I've eaten in a while. Sad indeed.
- oh shit the juice had banana in it HURK
- Direct quote from my boss: "We're not rocket scientists here in Columbus!"
- @jadeth DDDDDDDDDDDD: ARE YOU OKAY?
- RT @KeithOlbermann: MT @SarahPalinUSA Obama speech tonite may make u dig out ur Orwell...depending on who gets credit 4 Iraq surge /blam ...
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